Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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