Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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