i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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