weddingsv make me drug and hornr
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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