Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
