It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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