Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
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quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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