I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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