Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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