I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize