i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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