I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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