I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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