Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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