Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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