I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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