I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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porn star boner night. come get it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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