Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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