I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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