That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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