I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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