dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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