I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
We had to coat check the pizza.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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