If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Randomize
