if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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