i was born a porn star she said
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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