Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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