You made me cry and you don't even care
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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