There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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