Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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