How's work?
Spinning.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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