New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
