i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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