why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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