Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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