found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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