You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
