we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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