I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The air was thick with penises
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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