so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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