Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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