i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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