My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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