I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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