Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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