take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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