Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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