Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."

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(703): View more from Virginia

in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.

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(317): View more from Indiana

so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.

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(817): View more from Texas

Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool

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(260): View more from Indiana

apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

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