she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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