i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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