Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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