What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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