I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize