Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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