Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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